oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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