i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize