He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.