Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.