Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.