Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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