I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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