So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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