dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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