he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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