It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think people are normalizing furries
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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