I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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