the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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