Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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