I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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