There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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