I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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