Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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