i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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