My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
