Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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