it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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