Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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