just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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