I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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