We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You had me at "let me see your balls"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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