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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Are we still banned from the library?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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