How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience