Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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