I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And then my night got REAL pukey
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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