just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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