Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??