Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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