We're like a lot better than the average bears
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...