We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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