let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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