Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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