Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
