Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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