What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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