You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
His nipple licking is glorious
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