You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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