reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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