i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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I touched a dick in church today
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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