Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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