I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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