No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.