Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Acid is not a monday night drug
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
