i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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