I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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