ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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