At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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