just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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